I wish I could take credit for this. A friend sent this to me at work. I almost snorted latte out my nose I was laughing so hard. Whoever wrote this has the right attitude.
“Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO-HOO, what a ride!!”